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Gary Lewis
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I saw this on FB today and thought y'all might appreciate a chuckle this morning:



Gary, AKA "Gary fellow": Profile

Dad's: '81 F150 Ranger XLT 4x4: Down for restomod: Full-roller "stroked 351M" w/Trick Flow heads & intake, EEC-V SEFI/E4OD/3.50 gears w/Kevlar clutches
Blue: 2015 F150 Platinum 4x4 SuperCrew wearing Blue Jeans & sporting a 3.5L EB & Max Tow
Big Blue: 1985 F250HD 4x4: 460/ZF5/3.55's, D60 w/Ox locker & 10.25 Sterling/Trutrac, Blue Top & Borgeson, & EEC-V MAF/SEFI

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Machspeed
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Funny! Quite fitting for the forum too!
John

"Blackie" - 1986 F150 4x4 - Mildly warmed over 351W HO - Original owner
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old55pete
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I had to show that to my wife, she said that the F series wouldent have worked on her ether. When we first met she was a fan of the bow tie but I dident hold that aginst her. The line about asking her if she wanted to see my 55 Peterbuilt 351 worked out just fine.............lol. And yes, I have sense converted her over to the dark side of the Blue oval
Steve
86 Bronco, XLT, 5.0 EFI, EEC IV, AOD, IFS, limited slip front and rear, 3.08 gears, Tilt steering, factory AC
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Rusty_S85
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lol Im on quite a few automotive groups on fb and I see a lot of funny stuff both from a mechanic stand point as well as from a auto fan.

Below are some of my favorites that I just had to save.









and my personal favorite


"Old Blue" - '56 Fairlane Town Sedan - 292-4V, Ford-O-Matic transmission, 3.22:1
'63 Belair 2dr sdn - 283-4V, Powerglide transmission, 4.56:1
'78 Cougar XR7 - 351-2V, FMX transmission, 2.75:1 9inch
"Bruno" - '82 F150 Flareside - 302-2V, C6 transmission, 2.75:1 9inch, 31x10.50-15 BFG KO2
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Gary Lewis
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I really like the Hemi Cuda on the side of the van.  That's cool!

And I agree automatic tranny one - especially if it is a C6.  
Gary, AKA "Gary fellow": Profile

Dad's: '81 F150 Ranger XLT 4x4: Down for restomod: Full-roller "stroked 351M" w/Trick Flow heads & intake, EEC-V SEFI/E4OD/3.50 gears w/Kevlar clutches
Blue: 2015 F150 Platinum 4x4 SuperCrew wearing Blue Jeans & sporting a 3.5L EB & Max Tow
Big Blue: 1985 F250HD 4x4: 460/ZF5/3.55's, D60 w/Ox locker & 10.25 Sterling/Trutrac, Blue Top & Borgeson, & EEC-V MAF/SEFI

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Rusty_S85
The cuda on the van is amazing to say the least.

I know about the C6.  Why I am hopeful a rebuild with modern parts will net my C6 a 3 to 5% slipage, currently my C6 is worn out pushing 12 to 14% slipage.  But I know these should be around 5 to 8% which would be more than I would want.

But then again any automatic has slippage problems.
"Old Blue" - '56 Fairlane Town Sedan - 292-4V, Ford-O-Matic transmission, 3.22:1
'63 Belair 2dr sdn - 283-4V, Powerglide transmission, 4.56:1
'78 Cougar XR7 - 351-2V, FMX transmission, 2.75:1 9inch
"Bruno" - '82 F150 Flareside - 302-2V, C6 transmission, 2.75:1 9inch, 31x10.50-15 BFG KO2
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old55pete
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Rusty, still laughing.................those are good. Like my dad would say, Boat is an acranim and it stands for Break Out Another Thousand. Funny how he also said that race car had the same meaning.

Did you notice that race car spelled forward and backwards is still race car?
Steve
86 Bronco, XLT, 5.0 EFI, EEC IV, AOD, IFS, limited slip front and rear, 3.08 gears, Tilt steering, factory AC
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Rusty_S85
lol Yep race car is always race car no matter which way you read it from.

Few more that I have in my some 1gb folder of automotive content









"Old Blue" - '56 Fairlane Town Sedan - 292-4V, Ford-O-Matic transmission, 3.22:1
'63 Belair 2dr sdn - 283-4V, Powerglide transmission, 4.56:1
'78 Cougar XR7 - 351-2V, FMX transmission, 2.75:1 9inch
"Bruno" - '82 F150 Flareside - 302-2V, C6 transmission, 2.75:1 9inch, 31x10.50-15 BFG KO2
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old55pete
I have the HAYES bolt one as a poster on the wall of my shop office, It gets a lot of laughs.
Steve
86 Bronco, XLT, 5.0 EFI, EEC IV, AOD, IFS, limited slip front and rear, 3.08 gears, Tilt steering, factory AC
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Rusty_S85
I have one at work on my tool box, I had it printed out on a magnet so if I ever got rid of my matco service cart I can move it to my new box.  I also have the gun fighters prayer as a magnet as well on my box.
"Old Blue" - '56 Fairlane Town Sedan - 292-4V, Ford-O-Matic transmission, 3.22:1
'63 Belair 2dr sdn - 283-4V, Powerglide transmission, 4.56:1
'78 Cougar XR7 - 351-2V, FMX transmission, 2.75:1 9inch
"Bruno" - '82 F150 Flareside - 302-2V, C6 transmission, 2.75:1 9inch, 31x10.50-15 BFG KO2
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85lebaront2
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I agree with a C6 not being great for fuel economy, but is a pretty robust unit. Darth's had over 100K when I switched the EFI and the E4OD and as far as I could tell was pretty much all in towing, he was originally owned by a horse breeder and I bought him to haul our 30ft 5th wheel.

The newer automatics with multiple gears and lockup converters (which were originally introduced in 1948 for the 1949 model year by Packard) are quite efficient. My E4OD is programmed to stay in lockup until 80% throttle which is very close to the downshift point. I was hauling a nice heavy trailer that belongs to my wife's cousin (contractor) and had two big steel overhead doors one 11 ft 6 in wide by probably 15 ft high and one 12 ft 8 in wide by the same height and 3 operators and a steel security door with frame. The truck had a load of tools and some other parts. Coming uphill on the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel, at 54 mph, the transmission downshifted from 4th (OD) to 3rd (direct), rpm went from a little under 1500 to 2700, then the lockup clutch re-engaged and rpm dropped to 2200. 2700 was what I used to see at 55 towing with the C6.

For when you need it, this can be a lifesaver:
Bill AKA "LOBO" Profile

"Getting old is inevitable, growing up is optional" Darth Vader 1986 F350 460 converted to MAF/SEFI, E4OD 12X3 1/2 rear brakes, traction loc 3:55 gear, 160 amp 3G alternator Wife's 2011 Flex Limited Daily Driver 2009 Flex Limited with factory tow package Project car 1986 Chrysler LeBaron convertible 2.2L Turbo II, modified A413

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Rusty_S85
Nice, I decided to stick with my C6 just switch to aftermarket fuel injection and swap out the planetary gear set for the E4OD unit for a quicker first and second gear.

I am real anxious to see how the Hughes XTM I believe it is converter will be.  it is claimed its supposed to reduce slippage as well as help the transmission run cooler by moving twice the amount of transmission fluid as a stock unit.

Still very hopeful for 3% to 5% slipage but I feel its going to be more than that and force me to run a 3.00:1 axle ratio instead of the 3.25:1 I really want to run.

"Old Blue" - '56 Fairlane Town Sedan - 292-4V, Ford-O-Matic transmission, 3.22:1
'63 Belair 2dr sdn - 283-4V, Powerglide transmission, 4.56:1
'78 Cougar XR7 - 351-2V, FMX transmission, 2.75:1 9inch
"Bruno" - '82 F150 Flareside - 302-2V, C6 transmission, 2.75:1 9inch, 31x10.50-15 BFG KO2
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Jacob84
Here's one of my favorites
Jacob,
84 F150 base model, New 95 roller 351w with 5.0 ho roller cam, Summit Racing Max EFI 500, and other toys, MSD DIS, C6 trans, 9 inch rear 3.50, reg cab, long bed, 4x4. 33s, 2.5" Rough Country lift.
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Gary Lewis
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Even the M-block/Cleveland 2V heads have big ports.  A member, Brandon/Bruno2, came over to get a pair of Windsor heads from me.  I told him were they were and he came back with the 2V heads.  I showed him the difference to Windsor ports and he was shocked.  
Gary, AKA "Gary fellow": Profile

Dad's: '81 F150 Ranger XLT 4x4: Down for restomod: Full-roller "stroked 351M" w/Trick Flow heads & intake, EEC-V SEFI/E4OD/3.50 gears w/Kevlar clutches
Blue: 2015 F150 Platinum 4x4 SuperCrew wearing Blue Jeans & sporting a 3.5L EB & Max Tow
Big Blue: 1985 F250HD 4x4: 460/ZF5/3.55's, D60 w/Ox locker & 10.25 Sterling/Trutrac, Blue Top & Borgeson, & EEC-V MAF/SEFI

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Rusty_S85
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"Old Blue" - '56 Fairlane Town Sedan - 292-4V, Ford-O-Matic transmission, 3.22:1
'63 Belair 2dr sdn - 283-4V, Powerglide transmission, 4.56:1
'78 Cougar XR7 - 351-2V, FMX transmission, 2.75:1 9inch
"Bruno" - '82 F150 Flareside - 302-2V, C6 transmission, 2.75:1 9inch, 31x10.50-15 BFG KO2
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Pete Whitstone
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The snap on sink reminded me of this one.



Then you have your sheer idiocy.



Your compensating for something.



And some of my personal favorites, the Hazard Fraught tool collection.







81 F150 Flareside, Edelbrock Pro Flow4 FI, hydraulic roller 351W, E4OD, 4x4, BW1356
92 F150 RCLB 351W E40D BW1356 mostly stock
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Littlebeefy
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LittleBeefy aka Chad

“Dot Doitall”: 1984 Bronco XLT
460 (C8VE), Edelbrock Pro-Flo 4, ZF5, NP205, D44HP solid axle, 4.56
urban assault vehicle

"Bebe": 2022 Bronco Badlands 2dr
2.7l, Sasquatch, Iconic Silver, Black Marine-grade interior, hard-top

"Celeste": 1979 Porsche 928
4.5l K-jet, 5-sp, S4/GTS brakes, LSD, Pasha interior