Bricky headlight puzzler

[85lebaront2]

I have run into headlight bulbs that appear identical but the L H and G pins are in different locations. Just for the heck of it swap the bulbs side to side, if the problem follows the bulb, check the numbers on them. If it remains the same, then dig into the wiring.

I suspect that we may have had that issue, because he grabbed two old halogen bulbs out of a box for testing. We put LEDs in pretty much everything, now that we found a brand with a good pattern on the road and longevity. Ersatz bulbs from our fleet may have caused the odd symptoms in my OP.

But when we tested for voltage drop tonight, we found a bigger problem. When a halogen bulb is running on the driver side, the voltage supplied to the passenger side socket high beam drops to 7v. I also noted that 0.2v leaks in from the parking lights into the low beam circuit on that side.

At this point, given the age of the truck, I'm going to teach him how to put his headlights on battery-direct relays so that the (apparently functional) driver side headlight wires only trigger the relays. Should be a good teachable moment for the young man. And we'll use new headlight plugs and all-new 14g wires in split loom, so he could also use that to run an LED light bar etc. As young men do these days.

Gary you and I are of the pre-halogen age when DOT sealed beam headlights were dismally dim and that's all anybody had. I was 16 when I first discovered Cibie and Marchal replacement lamps with - gasp - halogen H4 or H1 bulbs, in non-DOT non-sealed beam EU lenses. They were as much of an improvement as LEDs are today. But they sucked down the power, so I always installed battery-direct relays. On one Volvo 244 with quad lamps I wound up running hi-watt H4s in all four for a retina-sizzling total of 480 watts. That car had battery-direct relays fed by the stock Volvo relays, lol.

I once wangled my way out of a speeding ticket by convincing the cop to write me up for illegal lights instead, a fix-it ticket that was dismissed merely by showing they had been replaced with sealed beams. Until I got home.

Shades of my 1966 GT350. A Canadian friend brought me back a Christmas present one year, a pair of Cibie 7" headlamps for it. I didn't do any relay adds and they would probably take paint off at 30', I lived on a 2 block long dead end street and turning in and hitting the high beams, I could read the registration numbers on the boat parked at the other end of the street.

I got stopped more for the exhaust (Hooker 1 5/8" primary and 3" collector headers into Hooker Header mufflers and out at a 45° just in front of the rear wheels) than any other reason. I was pulled by a VA state trooper on I64 one evening and after showing him the 1965 owner's manual depicting the side exhausts he zeroed in on the headlights and when he looked at the inspection receipt was surprised to find it was one of the better know honest shops in the area. He was going to go have a talk with them the next day. I suspect they convinced him they were a Shelby American item and were acceptable.

I gave them back to my friend, who I believe put them in his CA registered Maverick (US Army SSgt stationed locally).

The exhaust almost got me an honorary membership in the local Corvette club. We had just finished a high speed event at a local airfield/drag strip and I was headed home to change and head for an SCCA Christmas party. Road from Suffolk (where the airfield is) was a 2 lane 55 mph road with deep ditches on both sides. Just below the Suffolk City line I had one of their finest pull up to me and hit his lights and siren. My first assumption was I was over the speed limit as my speedometer cable had gone out a couple of days before and tach was jumpy. I signaled to the officer I heard him and pointed to a wide area just ahead and put my right signal on. He wasn't happy and wooped his siren, I reached the wider section and pulled in, shut the engine off and activated the flashers. When he got to me he started the why didn't you stop when I first got to you. I told him point blank I was not about to leave my one of 750 red GT350s sitting where it could be totaled, if he wanted to leave his cruiser there that was fine. He thought about it and said ok, then started on the exhaust. In addition to the 1965 owners manual I had a copy of the pertinent portion of the VA Motor Vehicle Code on exhaust systems. He had to call his Sgt. and while they were debating it 11 illegal side pipe equipt Corvettes drove by nicely minding their own business. When they realized I was completely legal and the cars they were after just drove into the next county, they weren't real happy.

[Gary Lewis]

Shades of my 1966 GT350. A Canadian friend brought me back a Christmas present one year, a pair of Cibie 7" headlamps for it. I didn't do any relay adds and they would probably take paint off at 30', I lived on a 2 block long dead end street and turning in and hitting the high beams, I could read the registration numbers on the boat parked at the other end of the street.

I got stopped more for the exhaust (Hooker 1 5/8" primary and 3" collector headers into Hooker Header mufflers and out at a 45° just in front of the rear wheels) than any other reason. I was pulled by a VA state trooper on I64 one evening and after showing him the 1965 owner's manual depicting the side exhausts he zeroed in on the headlights and when he looked at the inspection receipt was surprised to find it was one of the better know honest shops in the area. He was going to go have a talk with them the next day. I suspect they convinced him they were a Shelby American item and were acceptable.

I gave them back to my friend, who I believe put them in his CA registered Maverick (US Army SSgt stationed locally).

The exhaust almost got me an honorary membership in the local Corvette club. We had just finished a high speed event at a local airfield/drag strip and I was headed home to change and head for an SCCA Christmas party. Road from Suffolk (where the airfield is) was a 2 lane 55 mph road with deep ditches on both sides. Just below the Suffolk City line I had one of their finest pull up to me and hit his lights and siren. My first assumption was I was over the speed limit as my speedometer cable had gone out a couple of days before and tach was jumpy. I signaled to the officer I heard him and pointed to a wide area just ahead and put my right signal on. He wasn't happy and wooped his siren, I reached the wider section and pulled in, shut the engine off and activated the flashers. When he got to me he started the why didn't you stop when I first got to you. I told him point blank I was not about to leave my one of 750 red GT350s sitting where it could be totaled, if he wanted to leave his cruiser there that was fine. He thought about it and said ok, then started on the exhaust. In addition to the 1965 owners manual I had a copy of the pertinent portion of the VA Motor Vehicle Code on exhaust systems. He had to call his Sgt. and while they were debating it 11 illegal side pipe equipt Corvettes drove by nicely minding their own business. When they realized I was completely legal and the cars they were after just drove into the next county, they weren't real happy.

Funny story, Bill! You are/were a character!